what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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