A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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boobs!

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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