- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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