- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

9/11 my birthday

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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