Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Cripples are lame.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

why was kade sad? he shit himself

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Dumb

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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