- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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