an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Anti Joke

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