- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What's blue? The sky.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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