- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's blue? The sky.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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