- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

knock,knock you suck

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