If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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