- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Your Mom

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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