- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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