How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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