Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Wenis Penis

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Ready for something funny? nothing

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What's 9 + 10 19

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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