- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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