- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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