- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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