Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Grace Ackerson

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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