One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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poopy is poopy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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