Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What's 2+2? Fish

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Knock, Knock Who's There

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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