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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Sam Hengal.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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