- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??