what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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YOLO

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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penis?

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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