Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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