- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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