How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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