- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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