SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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