- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What's 2+2? Fish

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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