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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Who invented apple? God

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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