- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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