*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

i like turtles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Gordon Brown smiles.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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