- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

A American seeking into mexico

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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