- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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