Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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A black man walks out of a police station

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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