- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What fires shots? A gun

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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