Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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