why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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