- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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