- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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