- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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