Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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