We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Your adopted

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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feminism

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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