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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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