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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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