- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Women's rights.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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