some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

. . I am a whale

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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