- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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