Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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