- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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