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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

eoin burgin is fat

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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