- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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