What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why? Because.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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no.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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