- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??