Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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