- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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