- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

woman's rights

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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