- Anti Joke

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

A woman walks into a bar.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

there once was a frog with no leggs

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.