- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Vaginal secretions

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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