- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

there once was a chicken it was yellow

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Jokes Ki Duniya

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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