What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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eoin burgin is fat

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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