- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

whats my name? Matt

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Michael Brown

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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