- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What is funnier than 24 69

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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