- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

This is not funny.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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