knock knock come in !

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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