- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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