- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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