WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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