- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

hers a joke... japanese people

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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