- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Women's rights

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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