A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

I will create more jobs for americans

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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