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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Your face is hilarious.

How did th-A fridge.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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