- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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