what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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