- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

women's rights, lol

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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