Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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