- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

I went to work today....

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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