five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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