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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

All of these jokes are about white people

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck