Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Anti Jokes = Drained

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

whats brown and sticky a stick

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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