- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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