- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Obama lin Baden.

i like turtles

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

no

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

1+1=2

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