A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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