I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How old are you? 7

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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