What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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your so fat. your fat!

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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