She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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