I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Why? Why not?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Knock Knock Who's there

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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