- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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